[YourNameHere] is stupid.

I received a con mail today so I decided to add humor to it by...
> Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2008 18:09:41 +0800
> From: info@johnwalter.com
> To: nils_herlenius@hotmail.com
> Subject: Dear CORN SELLER!
>
>
>
> Dear Con man,
>
> Good day,
>
> I just want to inform you that I also have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD
> $800,000,00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West
> Antartica, due to I have waited enough to hear from you so that your
> funds will be
> transferred through CENTRAL BANK OF ANTARTICA (BOA) here, but because of the late
> response I now decide to deposit the ATM MASTER CARD with the FEDEX DELIVERY
> SERVICES with your FUTURE information as you listed it that time.
>
> I have paid to them their delivery charges & insurance coverage fee, the only
> fee to be paid again is their security safe keeping fee of $191 dollars only.I
> would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will
> contact them and in case of demurrage.
>
> I will be traveling to DISNEY LAND to see my MONKEYS and I will not come back EVER AGAIN
> , therefore I will advise you to contact the FEDEX SHIPMENT officer
> with his contact information as listed below for the avoidance of increase of
> their security safe keeping fee.
>
> Note that I packaged the ATM MASTER CARD inside a magazine where nobody will
> notice the content, I also told the shipment officer Mr.Gerrald
> Oliver, that it
> is ordinary African magazine I want to deliver to my friend abroad to avoid
> further delay unless you delay to send their security safe keeping fee.
>
> Below is the shipment officer contact information including his email address
> with the parcel reference number, note that without you indicating your parcel
> number as listed below the FedEx delivery services will not listen to you they
> will be imagining if you want to steal another persons parcel.
>
> Attention: Mr.DUMBASS Shipment Officer Of FedEx delivery services
> BANGALADESH.
> E-mail: FUCKYOURMOTHER-CONMAN@y7mail.com
> Tel: +111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111 111
> Shipment Code: CPEL/OWN/999999999999999999999
> Parcel Number: EG2272-URMOTHER
>
> Also below is the information they need to deliver the ATM MASTER CARD in form
> of INDIA Magazine to your address, this is to avoid wrong delivery as I
> already gave them your delivery address but you have to re-confirm it to them
> ok.
>
> Full name......................
> Home address............
> Country....................
> Telephone...............
>
> Please make sure the information is complete as they promised that once they
> receive their security safe keeping fee within 2 to 3 working days the
> magazine
> will arrived your door step according to the shipment officer.
>
> Once again, the FedEx delivery services do not know the content of the parcel,
> I registered it as an INDIA magazine they don't know it contains ATM MASTER
> CARD inside, this is to avoid them delaying the delivery and besides I don't
> want you to lose your FUNERAL funds.
>
> Your ATM MASTER CARD withdrawing access pin code number is (1148) take note,
> once you receive the card you take it to any cash point around your area, slot
> it in and enter the pin code for withdrawal, the amount you are to
> withdrew per
> day is USD$20,000.00. (Twenty thousand United State dollars) each day.
> Also ask
> them on how you are to make the payment for the security fee to them so they
> can effect immediate delivery on your parcel.
>
> Remain blessed and enjoy your funds.
>
> Thanks.
> Mr. FUCK YOUR MOTHER


SENDING THEM BACK A EDITED LETTER OF THEIR OWN! LOL